DewDads Shoutbox

plow

63292 07:59 AM.......Jun 15, 2025

It has rained and rained each day and night . I was at the local lumber yard and swore I seen NOAH checking out lumber quality and pricing . A ton of animals, paired , were following his every move. Weird .

wints

63291 05:18 AM.......Jun 15, 2025

LOL

plow

63290 12:21 AM.......Jun 15, 2025

Paula not Paul’s

plow

63289 12:21 AM.......Jun 15, 2025

Hosty I will have to sneak in a few loads of dishes when Paul’s isn’t looking, best way to clean under my nails . Haha

plow

63288 12:19 AM.......Jun 15, 2025

Hosty Ill

Hosty

63287 10:18 PM.......Jun 14, 2025

hey plow... tell paula you'll no longer be doing any dishes coz trump made it illegal for men to partake in women's sports .. grin

Hosty

63286 07:41 PM.......Jun 14, 2025

Hosty

63285 07:41 PM.......Jun 14, 2025

i sure do... 1-800-bitemyass.com and press 7 for luck .. ok

wints

63284 06:17 PM.......Jun 14, 2025

Hosty, I need a million dollars, do you have a link for that?

Hosty

63283 03:48 PM.......Jun 14, 2025

that's cool... anytime i can help, let me know (y)

plow

63282 03:09 PM.......Jun 14, 2025

Somehow the link you came in on the phone sensed that and reset itself do the p page would work

Hosty

63281 11:04 AM.......Jun 14, 2025

lol i didn't do anything... but i did email you

plow

63280 01:58 AM.......Jun 14, 2025

Ty Hosty

Bazz

63279 09:59 PM.......Jun 13, 2025

lol Sheila... have a good time

Sheila

63278 04:29 PM.......Jun 13, 2025

I'm going to my cabin for the weekend and you're not! lol

Hosty

63277 07:48 PM.......Jun 12, 2025

DrHook

63276 02:33 PM.......Jun 12, 2025

A kindergarten teacher was holding up pictures of animals for her class to identify. All went well until she held up a picture of a deer. No response. "It's what your mommy calls your daddy!" she hinted. "I know!! I know!!" excitedly exclaimed one child. "It's a horny bastard!!"

DrHook

63275 02:29 PM.......Jun 12, 2025

What can you do if your partner always smokes after sex? For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube.

wints

63274 08:44 AM.......Jun 12, 2025

Hosty was the winner with Tink coming in at a close second of Wed. Night Trivia

Sheila

63273 05:46 PM.......Jun 10, 2025

It's 2:45 Pacific time, I'm chilling in my beach front bungalow, drop in say Hi! lol

wints

63272 05:45 PM.......Jun 10, 2025

some nice beaches along the panhandle and alabama., enjoy

63271 04:04 PM.......Jun 10, 2025

HOPE YOU ARE DOING GREAT LEON

63270 04:04 PM.......Jun 10, 2025

OH NICE PLOW... ENJOY ... BTW LEON HELLO

plow

63269 01:50 PM.......Jun 10, 2025

Our 3rd day in southern Alabama on vacation getting closer to the white beaches. Then heading east into the Florida pan handle for few days to visit some friends . Then travel up the east coastal town before heading home to Oh Hi Ya.

Hosty

63268 10:05 AM.......Jun 10, 2025

wints

63267 04:27 AM.......Jun 10, 2025

Hosty 63263 ,, it could be Santa in 2 separate contexts

wints

63266 01:34 PM.......Jun 9, 2025

its 69 day,, enjoy!

Hosty

63265 11:30 AM.......Jun 9, 2025

63264 10:24 AM.......Jun 9, 2025

the letter E

Hosty

63263 10:11 AM.......Jun 9, 2025

What comes twice in a week, but once in a year?

Sheila

63262 08:19 AM.......Jun 7, 2025

Mornin... tea time in tempchat. Edmonton lost, good job Panthers.

plow

63261 09:37 PM.......Jun 6, 2025

wints

63260 09:24 PM.......Jun 6, 2025

lolol

Hosty

63259 09:23 PM.......Jun 6, 2025

Peter Pan

63258 08:38 PM.......Jun 6, 2025

drHook

Sheila

63257 07:59 PM.......Jun 6, 2025

LETS GOOOO EDMONTON OILERS!!!!!!

DrHook

63256 07:43 PM.......Jun 6, 2025

Dave calls up his friend And asks if he can stay with him for a few days, saying the missus is mad at him again. The friend says, "Yes, of course, but do you mind if I ask what you did this time?" "Well, she woke me up early on my day off, kissing on me and feeling me up. Then she stands up, grabs a bunch of rope, and tells me to tie her to the bed and do whatever I want." "That sounds like the start of a great day!" "It was! After I got her tied up, I went out fishing and caught a 9 pound bass!"

DrHook

63255 07:43 PM.......Jun 6, 2025

There’s more money being spent today on Viagra for men, and breast enlargement surgeries for women than on Alzheimer’s research. Which means that in 20-30 years from now there will be a lot of elderly men with erection, and elderly women with nice looking silicone breasts who will have no idea what to do with any of those.

Sheila

63254 10:39 AM.......Jun 6, 2025

Plow,,,, LOL

wints

63253 04:19 AM.......Jun 6, 2025

I saw circus was in the room! hey circus .. wave

wints

63252 10:52 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

lol

Hosty

63251 10:33 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

plow

63250 09:50 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

Earlier today after losing yet another battle with my wife I sat in my work shop throwing darts at her picture and not hitting it one single time. My wife yells down the stairs, what are you doing ? I said , Missing you Dear !

plow

63249 09:43 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

lol hosty wints

wints

63248 06:11 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

lol

Hosty

63247 05:58 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

Some people wake up feeling like a million dollars. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

Hosty

63246 05:42 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

Wife says, "You didn't hear anything I just said!" Husband replies, "That's a weird way to start a conversation."

wints

63245 05:24 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

Dad, did you get a hair cut? ... No i got them all cut.

wints

63244 05:22 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

thanks host .. ok

wints

63243 05:13 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

Rad! hey, yes get to chat!

Hosty

63242 04:30 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

sadly they are :buy: and :sell: lol

Hosty

63241 04:30 PM.......Jun 5, 2025

winter, i added your break emotes to page 6

Hosty

63240 12:43 AM.......Jun 5, 2025

Lol plow! ,... ,. Hey rad!

RAD466

63239 11:07 PM.......Jun 4, 2025

Hey Winter you sunny beach you, good to know you are still around. will have to drop in here now and then... o o o I'm having chat flash backs

wints

63238 10:04 PM.......Jun 4, 2025

lol plow

plow

63237 07:44 PM.......Jun 4, 2025

I joined a dating site for people my age, it's called carbon dating.

Hosty

63236 07:34 PM.......Jun 4, 2025

winter... the kids said they may be here tonight, so I might miss trivia... sorry!

Sheila

63235 09:17 PM.......Jun 3, 2025

I recognise one day for Pride. Jesus only really gets one day,,vets one day,,father's day one day,,,,in my world, they get one Pride Day,,,sorry if I offend. It's how I feel tho. ,

Hosty

63234 08:45 PM.......Jun 3, 2025

lol plow

wints

63233 07:53 PM.......Jun 3, 2025

Happy Pride month for those that recognize.

Sheila

63232 06:40 PM.......Jun 3, 2025

I'm chilling in tempchat

wints

63231 05:21 PM.......Jun 3, 2025

lol

plow

63230 04:36 PM.......Jun 3, 2025

I changed my wifes name in my Iphone from Paula to "jumper cables". She asked me why and I said you are always trying to start something. she wasn't amused.

63229 07:12 PM.......Jun 1, 2025

I KNEW WHO HOT LIPS WAS LORETTA SWITT . PERHAPS I MISSPELLED HER NAME... LOL

Ella..

63228 05:32 PM.......Jun 1, 2025

Lo, G 1 Plow

plow

63227 02:31 PM.......Jun 1, 2025

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the damn wall!"

Hosty

63226 02:18 PM.......Jun 1, 2025

trivia tonight!

plow

63225 02:01 PM.......Jun 1, 2025

dentured servant?

Sheila

63224 12:47 PM.......Jun 1, 2025

What Backrun? Can't understand what you're saying,,,,,,grinzz

james kirk

63223 12:36 PM.......Jun 1, 2025

manders panders.. how r u?

Hosty

63222 10:24 AM.......Jun 1, 2025

you fereners have strange foreplays .. nod

Ella..

63221 09:13 AM.......Jun 1, 2025

You and me both, Wints ! I'm fwikened !

wints

63220 08:12 AM.......Jun 1, 2025

i find it odd the first thing you want to do with ya new teeth is to nibble ellas kneecaps .. drama

Backrun

63219 06:21 AM.......Jun 1, 2025

Hard to talk properly with new dentured lol

Backrun

63218 06:20 AM.......Jun 1, 2025

Whooo hooio I have teeth again first time in 15 yeats !!!!!! I can now knibble ellas kneecaps lmao

wints

63217 05:09 PM.......May 31, 2025

Loretta Swift from M*A*S*H aka Hotlips Houlahan

63216 09:19 AM.......May 31, 2025

HOT LIPS? WHAT A NICKNAME LOL

Hosty

63215 09:30 PM.......May 30, 2025

awww sad

wints

63214 06:22 PM.......May 30, 2025

hotlips houlihan died .. sad

Hosty

63213 06:54 PM.......May 29, 2025

wints

63212 06:26 PM.......May 29, 2025

wonderful words from such a modest winner!

Ella..

63211 02:18 PM.......May 29, 2025

Thank you, thank you, folks, you are too kind. My brain is only surpassed by my stunning beauty !

plow

63210 12:42 PM.......May 29, 2025

alot

Hosty

63209 11:20 AM.......May 29, 2025

Hosty

63208 11:19 AM.......May 29, 2025

plow

63207 05:09 AM.......May 29, 2025

Way to go Ella !!!

wints

63206 02:16 AM.......May 29, 2025

Wednesday trivia was close the entire game, at the end it was ella and hosty in a tie breaker, ella took the win. maybe she can say a few words, ,, Ella, How is it to be the wednesday trivia champ? all the glory and recognition world wide.