plow
61054 11:56 PM.......May 2, 2024
I just made that up... haha
Hosty
61053 05:39 PM.......May 2, 2024
plow
61052 04:36 PM.......May 2, 2024
Ham Air
Hosty
61051 08:51 AM.......May 2, 2024
building launchers now? plow
plow
61050 12:30 AM.......May 2, 2024
with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
Hosty
61049 08:23 PM.......Apr 30, 2024
plow
61048 08:03 PM.......Apr 30, 2024
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder...
plow
61047 02:28 PM.......Apr 30, 2024
son of a beech said the gum tree
Hosty
61046 12:54 PM.......Apr 30, 2024
Two trees were arrested in town yesterday. They were doing some shady business. 
plow
61045 07:59 PM.......Apr 28, 2024
Hosty
61044 05:12 PM.......Apr 28, 2024
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? A right ear, a left ear and a final frontier. 
Hosty
61043 10:49 AM.......Apr 28, 2024
plow
61042 02:12 AM.......Apr 28, 2024
exactly has seven
plow
61041 07:53 PM.......Apr 27, 2024
has7
Hosty
61040 07:24 PM.......Apr 27, 2024
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 and never has 5. Exactly.
plow
61039 11:47 AM.......Apr 27, 2024
Hosty
61038 11:45 AM.......Apr 27, 2024
I applied to art school so I could study origami, but they sent me a rejection letter. I'm not sure what to make of it.
Hosty
61037 11:44 AM.......Apr 27, 2024
plow
61036 05:35 AM.......Apr 27, 2024
I burned a Hawaiian pizza. Perhaps I should have baked it on Aloha temperature.
plow
61035 07:56 PM.......Apr 25, 2024
ty IR... FB and tiktok is my joke forum supplier
plow
61034 03:38 PM.......Apr 25, 2024
Mr W
Hosty
61033 03:33 PM.......Apr 25, 2024
guys
MrWunnerfull
61032 03:29 PM.......Apr 25, 2024
My 8 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but... look at what kids your age make in China!"
lr
61031 03:27 PM.......Apr 25, 2024
lol i love your jokes plow and you are a great pol box poster
MrWunnerfull
61030 03:27 PM.......Apr 25, 2024
Ancient Egyptians babies did not know that one day their Daddy will become a Mummy.. Neither did Kardashians.
Hosty
61029 10:23 AM.......Apr 25, 2024
plow
plow
61028 04:57 AM.......Apr 25, 2024
at the bar last night a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me On a related note, I suck at darts.
Hosty
61027 09:53 PM.......Apr 24, 2024
plow
Hosty
61026 09:53 PM.......Apr 24, 2024
ty birp lol
Hosty
61025 09:53 PM.......Apr 24, 2024
no LR, it works.
plow
61024 06:22 PM.......Apr 24, 2024
I ain't ever eating an edible again.I just watched a 2 hour movie on mute and started crying because I thought was deaf.
Birp
61023 03:43 PM.......Apr 24, 2024
Ur very funny Hosty
lr
61022 02:13 PM.......Apr 24, 2024
is regular dew chat broken>
Hosty
61021 12:32 PM.......Apr 24, 2024
I tried to use "fort night" for a password, but the computer said it was "two week". 
Hosty
61020 03:53 PM.......Apr 23, 2024
plow
61019 03:20 PM.......Apr 23, 2024
I was walking into best buy when a dwarf was walking out carrying a flat screen tv. I said , do you need help carrying that flat screen tv and he said F*ck you plow , its an I pad.
plow
61018 03:18 PM.......Apr 23, 2024
haha
Hosty
61017 12:24 PM.......Apr 22, 2024
What do you call a one legged hippo? A hoppo.
Kirk
61016 12:08 AM.......Apr 22, 2024
When did Jenn and Rod get married?
Hosty
61015 10:14 PM.......Apr 21, 2024
next week i promise
Hosty
61014 10:14 PM.......Apr 21, 2024
i'm so sorry guys! i fell asleep in my chair 
74GTO
61013 09:22 PM.......Apr 21, 2024
nobody showed up for trivia except Jenn and Rod
Wifecry
61012 04:23 PM.......Apr 21, 2024
Hello my love
Hosty
61011 03:26 PM.......Apr 21, 2024
TRIVIA tonight at 9 PM Eastern!
Hosty
61010 03:25 PM.......Apr 21, 2024
thank you sir
plow
61009 02:23 PM.......Apr 21, 2024
Happy Birthday ye ol Hosty !!!!
Hosty
61008 11:21 AM.......Apr 19, 2024
heh i'm no comedian, trust me lol i just have a dad-joke calendar i got for christmas LOL
lr
61007 08:47 AM.......Apr 19, 2024
hosty you can now quit your day job and become a comedian lol
plow
61006 03:43 PM.......Apr 18, 2024
haha
Hosty
61005 08:31 AM.......Apr 18, 2024
What does a house wear?
Address.
Address.
Hosty
61004 05:26 PM.......Apr 16, 2024
plow
61003 03:10 PM.......Apr 16, 2024
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A. M. to 4:00 P. M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A. M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A. M. to 4:00 P. M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A. M.?" "This is a government job" the interviewer says. For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
plow
61002 02:50 PM.......Apr 16, 2024
Hosty
61001 06:15 PM.......Apr 15, 2024
MrWunnerfull
61000 04:49 PM.......Apr 15, 2024
Why did God create Adam before Eve. He didn't want any advice.
MrWunnerfull
60999 04:48 PM.......Apr 15, 2024
Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married women see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Hosty
60998 10:34 AM.......Apr 15, 2024
Mutt
60997 07:16 AM.......Apr 15, 2024
Catch a cold Hosty? You know its not yet warm enough to be dancing around your yard in that tutu!
ron
60996 08:56 PM.......Apr 14, 2024
hosty needs chicky noodle soup n 7up
Hosty
60995 09:25 AM.......Apr 14, 2024
No trivia tonight, sorry I've got a hacky coughy thang going on, just not up to it guys
Hosty
60994 08:24 AM.......Apr 14, 2024
i wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs. it's a step by step guide.
Hosty
60993 12:06 PM.......Apr 13, 2024
plow
60992 10:55 AM.......Apr 13, 2024
Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? There are multiple DNA matches and no dental records.
Hosty
60991 10:14 AM.......Apr 12, 2024
plow
60990 07:07 PM.......Apr 11, 2024
Fish and wildlife posting signs Do not feed hallucinogenic mushrooms to the gators. The only thing I can think of scarier than an alligator, is an alligator or my wife on psychedelics.
plow
60989 06:37 PM.......Apr 11, 2024
I saw a guy at starbucks today , no I phone, no tablet no laptop just drinking coffee. like a pyschopath.
Hosty
60988 07:12 PM.......Apr 10, 2024
Birpster
60987 06:55 PM.......Apr 10, 2024
How do u tell difference between male n female chromosomes? Pull down it’s genes. Yuk Yuk!!
Hosty
60986 06:52 PM.......Apr 10, 2024
Diarrhea is hereditary. it runs in your genes.
Hosty
60985 12:06 AM.......Apr 10, 2024
thanks, another of my daughter's shots
plow
60984 08:28 PM.......Apr 9, 2024
cool background pic
Hosty
60983 01:22 PM.......Apr 9, 2024
cool, but i was sleeping lol
plow
60982 11:34 PM.......Apr 8, 2024
Allegedly at or around 3 am Tuesday , depending on cloud cover , you may see a lunar eclipse
Hosty
60981 11:14 PM.......Apr 8, 2024
lol it was neat coz it got so dark here for a couple minutes... never seen a full eclipse like that before
lr
60980 09:02 PM.......Apr 8, 2024
that was a great shot hosty... my son kn law and grandsons got great shots... i could care less about it. lolol
plow
60979 03:30 PM.......Apr 8, 2024
cool ... it was a partial here
Hosty
60978 03:28 PM.......Apr 8, 2024
my daughter took that photo in Erie just now
Hosty
60977 03:27 PM.......Apr 8, 2024
eclipse... 
Hosty
60976 12:40 PM.......Apr 8, 2024
My son was relieved to have finally been born. He was running out of womb in there. 
Hosty
60975 04:52 PM.......Apr 7, 2024
TRIVIA 9 PM Tonight!
Jim Morrison
60974 01:11 PM.......Apr 7, 2024
This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need of some stranger's hand In a desperate land This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end This is the end
plow
60973 12:17 AM.......Apr 7, 2024
The undertaker is the last person to let you down.
Hosty
60972 11:53 PM.......Apr 6, 2024
A man tried to sell me a coffin yesterday. I said, "That's the last thing I need."
Hosty
60971 11:40 PM.......Apr 6, 2024
I no longer see my wife & kids, and it's all because of gambling. I hit the lottery and moved to Hawaii
Hosty
60970 11:39 PM.......Apr 6, 2024
My wife said, "I hate myself because I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" I said, "You have excellent eyesight."
Hosty
60969 01:19 PM.......Apr 6, 2024
4 more? really? 
Emerald
60968 11:51 AM.......Apr 6, 2024
To the person that mailed me the lovely Easter card. Thank you very much. That very kind of you.
plow
60967 10:26 PM.......Apr 5, 2024
at least 4 more snow days hosty
Hosty
60966 10:13 PM.......Apr 5, 2024
the ground is covered with snow... probably the last one this year love it
love it
Hosty
60965 02:15 PM.......Apr 4, 2024
MrWunnerfull
60964 12:42 PM.......Apr 4, 2024
Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They Klingon to it
MrWunnerfull
60963 12:41 PM.......Apr 4, 2024
I was wondering why my neighbour's frisbee seemed to be getting larger and then it hit me
Hosty
60959 12:42 PM.......Apr 3, 2024
you all have your own fantasies about me 
Mutt
60958 01:50 AM.......Apr 3, 2024
A tutu now? what happened to the bengal tiger striped thong and matching viking helmet?
Hosty
60957 10:06 PM.......Apr 2, 2024
yea they're here! 
plow
60956 08:41 PM.......Apr 2, 2024
Hunker down Hosty , nasty storms heading your way soon.
plow
60955 08:13 PM.......Apr 2, 2024
hahahaha
Hosty
60954 07:08 PM.......Apr 2, 2024
My friend, Joe, went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.
ron
60953 01:53 PM.......Apr 2, 2024
whats up fudman?